Get the Gist

We'll explain here what exactly we'll be talking about in each of our columns. 

Rants and Raves
This is where we talk about things that are on our minds, and are just a little too casual in nature to post as an actual article. We will attempt to maintain some vague sense of professionalism in this section--but we're not making any promises. 

Science and Tech News
Here is where we will talk about all the new science and technology news we stumble across. Whether it be the latest findings in physics, some absurd robot those crazy AZNs built, breaking medical news, or anything else that could possibly fit into this category--we'll blog about it. 

Internet Culture
Alright, we'll admit, we get a big kick out of reading up on the latest shenanigans of Anonymous and LulzSec. We hope you do too, because we've practically got an entire category devoted to them. That said, we promise it won't just be about them. Anything that's going on in the world of the interwebz, we'll blog about. Well, as long as it's interesting and didn't come from /b/. 

Literature and Print Media
Here's one of those categories we'll shove our superiority down your throats. See, we're pretty smart people and we read pretty bourgeois stuff. Want to know what we thought of Sartre's "Being and Nothingness" or Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion"? Well here's your place. We'll talk philosophy, fiction, non-fiction, classics and postmodernist bullshit--anything we can get our greedy, information-hungry brains on. If you're an intellectual like us, you'll probably really enjoy this section. If you're an idiot, well, what are you doing here anyways? 

Viewable Media
Care to read a rave review or steaming hate-fuck of that latest video game, anime, movie or television show? We've got it covered. Sometimes we'll geek it out with anime and video-games, other times we'll play the concerned citizen and blog about that documentary that made us cry. Maybe we'll degrade Michael Bay's latest explosion-fest, or hype up that horror flick you were thinking about paying ten bucks to take your girlfriend to. We'll try and be as biased as possible. Wait, did we do that right? 

Politics
We don't really want to get into this, but we'll actually try and remain unbiased on this section. Then again, we're not making any promises. If you want to know what's going on with that latest bill that the US Congress probably won't pass, or what's going on in that middle-eastern country you've never heard about, this is your stop. 

Misc.
Your one stop shop for everything you should and shouldn't put in your body. And no, we're not talking about sex toys. Whether it's a pretentious wine review or our opinion on Taco Bell's new burrito-taco-chalupa thing we'll blog about it. Restaurant reviews, alcohol reviews, hell, even cigarette or cigar reviews--we got 'em.